Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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