i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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