I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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