Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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