Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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