i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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