At least make sure they are 18
Why
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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