dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
