some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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