Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
