I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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