Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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