Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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