he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
