a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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