last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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