that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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