Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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