No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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