I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Randomize
