I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
third nipple confirmed
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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