Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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