Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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