i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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