She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
