Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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