I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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