I wish you could order shots online.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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