It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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