yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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