I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize