no. you can't hotbox the world.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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