he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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