Moan for me like Helen Keller
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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