READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
