And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Are we still banned from the library?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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