She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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