If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
thus making me awesome and them whores
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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