i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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