dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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