He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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