A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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