matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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