Kiss
Puke
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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