What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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