The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
