You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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