i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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