I want to stick my p in your. b.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
