how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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