So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I look better un-naked...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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