in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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